Bunnies and ButterfliesHa ha ha ha, you are hilarious, Ichigo! Rukia laughed as he hauled her home.
I didnt say anything, Ichigo sighed, heaving the very, very drunk Rukia up on his shoulder. She didnt walk straight and nearly slipped every few seconds.
Sure, she hadnt meant to get drunk. Sure, it was her friends from the living world and the Soul Society who had done this to her. She just couldnt say no to people. So, when over twenty people offer to buy her a drink, what did she do? She got a drink. And she drank, every last one of them.
And now Ichigo, bless his soul, had to drag her back to his house. He had to drag, the probably illegally drunk, Rukia back to his house to sleep it off.
He looked over to her. Obviously, she looked horrible. The white dress she wore to the party was covered with a red liquid and vomit. She definitely didnt look as good as she did earlier that evening, when she had entered the bar.
She sure did have a way of surprising
Drunk HitsugayaMatsumoto sighed; once again her captain had yelled at her for drinking sake in the middle of the day. He was pretty pissed and Matsumoto felt like she was shrinking while her captain kept getting louder and louder. He had given her an ultimatum, stop drinking while she was on the job or dont show her face until she was sober.
So what was poor Rangiku Matsumoto supposed to do? Stop drinking Pffft as if Hmm, sake is more or less transparent. She could transfer it over to water bottles and say she started drinking water, yeah that could work, and the captain wouldnt notice a thing, right? Right?
It was a week later and Captain Toshiro Hitsugaya stretched as he finished the last set of paperwork. Man, was he thirsty. He looked around to see what he could find. His eyes fell on one of the water bottles Matsumoto had started drinking from since he banned sake in his office.
She wont mind if I drink some, he thought and took a BIG sip f